Went to the local detail/auto paint store last week and heard the DUMBEST thing I"ve ever heard!!! I went in and there was a middle age man and his girlfriend? asking about touch up paint. He says to the girl at the counter that he wants to touch up his paint. She gets the color and then he asks if there is that clear coat stuff in the paint. The girl just smiled and said " well no... just the paint color". and explained about clear coat. He was frustrated that his car paint was dull and she asked what he used to wax his car and he actually said "well, my friend told me that you did not have to wax a car with clearcoat" She asked him what he washed it with and he said "Well I just get some paper towels and some WINDEX!!!!!"
Now... wonder why it is dull?!?!?:
Honest to goodness this really happened. It took all I had in me not to laugh... He was driving an older model olds or somthing... and it did look like crap! That has been a fun one to tell to my friends!